Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

How to Remove a Cousin (2006)

Frank Thornton: Truly

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• [last lines] 

  Truly : I think I liked Aubrey better when his knees were wobbly,

  Billy : True. But I see Aubrey as the kind of person who had legs that would sober up.

  Truly : Hunh. Well, it just shows, you can't trust anybody.

  Clegg : Well, even wobbly, you couldn't live long with Aubrey's knees.

• [first lines] 

  Billy : Hey, do you think Alexander the Great used to have a pack lunch?

  Clegg : Oh, you can't go conquering without a pack lunch. They couldn't drop in to a Jumbo Burger.

  Truly : History never gets down to these revealing details, like, uh... did the man have a painful corn, so he had to wear sandals?

  Alvin : He'd have a corn specialist amongst his retinue, and an ear, nose and throat guy.

  Billy : He died young, though, didn't he?

  Truly : Well, maybe his corn went septic.

  Clegg : Well, I expect if they were riding all day they probably got their corns somewhere else.

  Billy : Stands to reason he'd have a pack lunch. I'll bet his mother said, "You can't go conquering the known world on an empty stomach."

  Truly : Aye. "Keep off those oily foreign foods," she said. "Eat your greens."

  Alvin : "And don't let me catch you up those mountains without a woolly vest."

  Clegg : Do you think that's why he left home?

  Billy : Probably.