Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

Inventor of the Forty Foot Ferret (1973)

Peter Sallis: Clegg

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• Clegg : We've all had that uncomfortable feeling that the Almighty's not all that competent.

• [last lines] 

  Blamire : It's an open question, life. Anything's possible. I mean, what do we really know about anything?

  Clegg : Maybe we're already dead.

  Compo : Then wha'?

  Clegg : Maybe we had to die to get here, from some other place.

  Compo : Ah, give us a fag afore I get headache.

  Blamire : So this is Heaven then. Or the other place.

  Clegg : Well, it can't be the other place.

  Blamire : Why not?

  Clegg : In Yorkshire? Be further south, wouldn't it?

• [first lines] 

  Blamire : It'll not hurt ya.

  Compo : I just don't want to go into a church, that's all.

  Blamire : It's just an experiment. I'm going to prove to him that he does believe whether he believes it or not.

  Compo : I had enough experiments when they had me in hospital.

  Clegg : What were you in for?

  Compo : Two weeks.

  Clegg : Ooh, very nasty; two weeks!