- [Compo is flirting with Ivy while Clegg and Sid look on]
- Compo Simmonite: Sometimes I don't think they know what they're missing out on!
- Sid: [to Clegg] With those trousers they must have a good idea.
- [Ivy wants Foggy to leave, and is trying to make him drink his tea and go]
- Ivy: Well, don't take all day.
- Norman Clegg: Who trained your Ivy to handle customers, Sidney? Did you send her to Cosa Nostra or was it something she picked up from the Waffen-SS?
- Sid: I keep telling her, "Be nice to people. Start with me!"
- [Compo is exhausted after the trio has pushed a stranger's stalled automobile to the top of a hill]
- Compo Simmonite: [groans] Oh, I hope tonight's not the night that Nora Batty finally says yes.
- Norman Clegg: I'd sooner push motorcars. I really would.
- [Wally and Nora Batty meet the trio on a country road. Wally drives a motorbike, and Nora rides in the sidecar]
- Norman Clegg: [to Foggy] When you see her sitting in her chariot, you realize she's a dead ringer for Queen Boadicea.
- Norman Clegg: I don't trust him.
- Foggy: You don't know the man. How can you not trust him?
- Norman Clegg: Well if he thinks he's gonna get any help from three idiots like us... how can you trust judgment like that?
- Phoebe: The poor can be very useful, but they're always in some damn disaster. Whatever you do, don't touch him!