Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

The Odd Dog Men (1982)

John Comer: Sid

Quotes 

• Ivy : Open it carefully.

  Sid : I am opening it carefully.

  Ivy : Yeah well, I don't want it scratching before we even start.

  Sid : You've started already.

  Ivy : Yeah, well, you can't just go digging in like a lunatic with that screwdriver!

  Sid : Well, pass me something sharper like your tongue.