Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

The Odd Dog Men (1982)

Roger Grainger: Fifi's Walker

Quotes 

• [the trio sit on a hillside above a stream, and hear a man's voice in the distance] 

  Fifi's Walker : Fifi? Fifi!

  Norman Clegg : Which one of you two answers to the name of "Fifi"?

• [Lamenting about the dog:] 

  Fifi's Walker : All I ever see it do is eat flamin' toffees, lick the wife, and pee all over me geraniums

  Foggy Dewhurst : That's better than licking the geraniums and peeing all over...

  [Clegg cuts him off] 

  Norman Clegg : Ahem.

• Foggy Dewhurst : But if it's her dog, why doesn't *she* take it for walks?

  Fifi's Walker : She's fatter than the dog is. She spends all her time chomping toffees, too. Mind you, she *is* great at keeping people from coming to the house.