Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)
The Odd Dog Men (1982)
Bill Owen: Compo
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Quotes
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Nora Batty : I sometimes think he's perverted!
Compo Simmonite : I *am* perverted. To North Sea gas. We all are 'round here.
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[Wally encourages Compo to pursue Nora]
Wally Batty : I don't know why you don't make yourself more attractive.
Compo Simmonite : Hey, up! I *am* more attractive.
Wally Batty : Before she'd marry me, I had to make meself more attractive. And like a fool, I did.
Norman Clegg : You can't go tampering with nature, Wally.
Wally Batty : Just a bit of solid Brilliantine.
Norman Clegg : A well-known aphrodisiac. You must have been irresistible.
Wally Batty : I was!
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[first lines]
Compo Simmonite : I wonder if my life would've been different if I'd been taller.
Foggy Dewhurst : Of course it would. Instead of being short and scruffy, you'd have been tall and scruffy.
Norman Clegg : With longer holes in your trousers.