Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

The Odd Dog Men (1982)

Brian Wilde: Foggy

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Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Foggy Dewhurst : Be reasonable. You can't expect to get it right the first time.

• [first lines] 

  Compo Simmonite : I wonder if my life would've been different if I'd been taller.

  Foggy Dewhurst : Of course it would. Instead of being short and scruffy, you'd have been tall and scruffy.

  Norman Clegg : With longer holes in your trousers.

• [Lamenting about the dog:] 

  Fifi's Walker : All I ever see it do is eat flamin' toffees, lick the wife, and pee all over me geraniums

  Foggy Dewhurst : That's better than licking the geraniums and peeing all over...

  [Clegg cuts him off] 

  Norman Clegg : Ahem.

• Foggy Dewhurst : But if it's her dog, why doesn't *she* take it for walks?

  Fifi's Walker : She's fatter than the dog is. She spends all her time chomping toffees, too. Mind you, she *is* great at keeping people from coming to the house.