Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

The Really Masculine Purse (1987)

Michael Aldridge: Seymour

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Quotes 

• Compo : What did thou come up with this time?

  Seymour : An ingenious modification of the humble purse which will rid it of all feminine associations and make it completely masculine!

  [he strides ahead] 

  Compo : [looks at Clegg]  A what?

  Clegg : A really... butch purse.

• Seymour : How much do you know about wildflowers?

  Compo : Well, there were these twins from Arnold Street. They went to be hairdressers.

  Seymour : Do you know their names?

  Compo : One were called Terrance, and the other one were called Rodney.

• Seymour : It's a bit of a burden, really, the mind ever-active. People think it must be great to be exceptionally gifted, but

  [sighs] 

  Seymour : I sometimes get tired of it.