- [first lines]
- Nora: And that's supposed to entertain the over-sixties. I hope they think it's been worth waiting sixty years.
- Billy: Give us a chance. It looks better in costume.
- Alvin: And with all the pizazz, the lights, the music...
- Nora: The audience leaving.
- [Nora leaves]
- Billy: Do you think she can smile? Do you think her muscles have gone slack?
- Alvin: Huh. Have you seen her corsets? I don't think there's a chance for anything to go slack.
- Billy: Hey, she was married to Wally for fifty years. I don't think *he* raised a smile.
- Alvin: He was probably waiting till she was in a good mood.
- [last lines]
- Clegg: Barnsley accent. I like it. You'd know where you were with a Barnsley accent; there'd be none of this flossy liberal stuff.
- Entwistle: When he gets crowd, what then?
- Billy: This mystery voice will come in and guide him.
- Entwistle: If he believes stuff like that, it seems shame not to sell him nearly new washer and dryer.
- Truly: Control your commercial instinct! This is a man with a message.
- Entwistle: Washing machine comes with message, and full instructions.
- Billy: But does it work?
- Entwistle: If not, he's in luck - I do repairs.