- Arsène Lupin III: Hey, Sparky, you awake? Hello? Yoo-hoo. Over here.
- Guard: Hey, shut the... People are trying to sleep!
- [Zenigata's hands are revealed to be through Lupin's sleeves]
- Arsène Lupin III: Hey, have you ever thought about braiding those nose hairs of yours?
- Guard: You're thirsty in there?
- [as Zenigata's hands hold the bars, Lupin's grab the guard's legs and drag him down]
- Arsène Lupin III: Okay, Pops, now hold on, real tight.
- Guard: Help! Somebody!
- [Lupin grabs the guard's keys]
- Arsène Lupin III: Hey! People are sleeping.
- [He knocks the guard out]
- Arsène Lupin III: Damn. I haven't felt so trapped and helpless since the last time I went to Disneyland. But at least when I was at Disneyland, nobody ever forced me to share a teacup with Goofy.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: You'll be sharing a cell with rats when I get you back to Japan!
- Arsène Lupin III: Yeah, well, be that as it may... It'll be the land of the setting sun for you if you stick around here and end up in the middle of some revolutionary uprising.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: But... What about my poor mother?
- [Lupin and Zenigata disguise themselves as burkha-wearing women]
- Vendor: [to Lupin] Excuse me, is that your sister? I am very besotted with her, I would like to marry her very much! I will give you my donkey, and enough goat testicles to cater to a wedding feast! They are of the very finest qualiy...
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: [reveals himself] Yeah, well so are MINE!
- [Zenigata tries to get a hold of Lupin while they're both tied up and in separate sacks]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Lupin, I got you!
- Arsène Lupin III: In this position, what can you do?
- Foreign Legion Commander: Looks like we're one private short. Any idea of where your friend could be?
- Arsène Lupin III: [in the guillotine] Kill me! I wanna die! Come on! Please? Somebody just cut the rope! Come on, do it! Just do it! Kill me! Come on!
- [He makes a show of frenzied sobbing]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Has... he lost his head?
- Foreign Legion Commander: You some kind of crazy guy?
- Arsène Lupin III: Hello? Only a crazy person would want to stay in a place like this!
- Foreign Legion Commander: Quiet! You can try and bail like everybody else!
- Arsène Lupin III: You're all gonna die! You hear that?
- [He gets a rope from his pocket]
- Foreign Legion Commander: Shut up! That's not true!
- Arsène Lupin III: [throwing a rope around the Commander's neck] Save yourselves! This guy's nuts!
- [Lupin pulls the commander into the guillotine, then grabs the rope and prepares to cut it]
- Arsène Lupin III: Now! If any one of you moves a muscle, your Commander's gonna wear his hat around his neck. Pops! Grab their guns!
- [Zenigata hesitates]
- Arsène Lupin III: Come on! They know you're with me now! You've got no choice!
- [Zenigata half-heartedly tries to grab a gun from the soldier next to him]
- Arsène Lupin III: You schmuck! That's it!
- [the soldier refuses to let go of his gun and points it at Zenigata. The Commander bursts into triumphant laughter]
- Foreign Legion Commander: If you really want my head, you can have it, my crazy friend. But your triumph will be brief.
- [All around, soldiers point their rifles at Lupin]
- Foreign Legion Commander: Look around you.
- [Zenigata also has guns pointed at him]
- Foreign Legion Commander: You see? The revolution's a serpent with many heads. Sooner or later, it bites you on the ass!
- [Lupin looks around and sighs, frustrated]
- Foreign Legion Commander: So, what'll it be, my friend? Death now, or death later?
- Arsène Lupin III: Damn it.
- [In defeat, he drops the knife]
- Arsène Lupin III: There's a train coming!
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: I'll race you down there!
- [They slide down the dune]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Get this damn chain off us.
- [They arrive at the track]
- Arsène Lupin III: Uh, run that last part by me again?
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: We can use the wheels of the train to cut it.
- Arsène Lupin III: Hey, good thinking!
- [He and Zenigata lie on either side of a track]
- Arsène Lupin III: Not that this hasn't been a deeply satisfying bonding experience or anything.
- Arsène Lupin III: Listen, Commander, I really wish you all the best with this big bloodbath of yours, but, unfortunately, I'm not going to be sticking around.
- Foreign Legion Commander: Ah, I understand. Well, it's up to you. But I should warn you, the only way out of here is up those steps over there.
- [He points to a guillotine. Lupin grimly imagines himself being beheaded]
- Arsène Lupin III: [in his imagination] Help me! Ahh! Help! Help me, please! I really don't wanna die! Help me, please! Please, stop! I'm too young to die! And too handsome, and charming, and...
- [Back in the real world, Lupin continues to stare at the blade]
- Foreign Legion Commander: But, hey, if you have to go, you have to go. I totally respect that.
- Arsène Lupin III: [hopefully] And you're sure that's the only, only way? There's no, like, camel taxi or anything?
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: [holding Lupin lightly by the back of his jacket] I got you right in the palm of my hand. And I'm not lettin' ya...
- Arsène Lupin III: [pulling himself free] No wonder you never caught me.
- Arsène Lupin III: We might be forced into a war that has nothing to do with us, and end up dying an "honorable" death.