- Fujiko Mine: [sighs as she watches a storm] No way to get up that mountain tonight. Only an idiot would dare to attempt it.
- [Zenigata is seen climbing up Mount Onihime]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING UP HERE? I'M SCARED OF THUNDER! I'M SCARED OF HEIGHTS!
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: [entering a church] Feel kinda cheesy about this. Last time I prayed, it was for a two-wheeler.
- [Jigen and Fujiko are hanging up garlic all over their hideout]
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: Oh, come on, guys! This is the pits, literally. I mean it's starting to smell like Pavarotti's armpits in here.
- Daisuke Jigen: Yeah, well, I'm sorry about that, pal, but when it comes to vampires, I don't take any chances.
- [gives Goemon a chained cross]
- Daisuke Jigen: I mean, I know your family's been Shinto for like ten generations...
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: Longer.
- Daisuke Jigen: But that doesn't mean crap to a vampire.
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: You know, there's something very offensive about that.
- [Lupin is returning the golden statuette to a church]
- Arsène Lupin III: [to Jesus] Oh, man. You have no idea what I went through to get this, but since there's a possibility you do, I'm giving it back to you.
- Fujiko Mine: I need it more than him!
- Arsène Lupin III: [slaps Fujiko's hand off the statue] The sticks were sure right. Sui Zan Ken!
- [Jigen shuffles some cards, then pulls out an ace]
- Daisuke Jigen: Uhh, I'm out. Sorry about that, Lupin, but you know, you just can't fight fate. There's something ominous about this one. Every friggin' sign points to it. I got a bad feeling about this.
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: Hey, Jigen, let's try the sticks one more time, hmm?
- [Goemon shuffles his bamboo sticks, then stares at a few]
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: Hmm.
- Daisuke Jigen: What is it, Goemon? Tell me, would ya.
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: Sui Zan Ken. Basically, a rough translation of which would be "Don't be such an idiot."
- Camilla: You forgot that vampires have no reflections in mirrors. What a foolish mistake, Lupin!
- Arsène Lupin III: Damn it!
- Daisuke Jigen: By the way, Lupin, weren't you bitten by Camilla?
- Arsène Lupin III: But Lupin made a vampire-proof scarf.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Hey, you know something? That's the same friggin' wolf that tried to kill me. Probably working for Lupin, if I can only stay on his tail long enough.
- Daisuke Jigen: Wait a minute, Lupin, you were bitten by that bitch, weren't you?
- Arsène Lupin III: Something...
- [He takes off his vampire-proof scarf]
- Arsène Lupin III: ... Just happened to come between us.