Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007)

Chris Parnell: Theo

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• Dewey Cox : [irritated]  I don't need people around me, stifling me. So if you don't like it, there's the door.

  Theo : Dewey, are you sayin' you don't need us no more?

  Dewey Cox : Not unless you can open your minds... and learn to play the fucking theremin.

  [brief pause] 

  Theo : FUCK YOU, DEWEY!

  Dave : Yeah, fuck you Dewey! In twenty years, not once have you thrown a woman my way. You don't think we like cheating on our wives too?

  Sam : And you never once paid for drugs. Not once!

  Dave : You pay that chimp more than you pay us! I had to borrow from the chimp to get a mortgage on my house!

  Theo : And those stupid siamese glass cats you get us every year for Christmas! I don't want anymore siamese glass cats!

  Dewey Cox : The siamese cat is a symbol of nobility in Ancient Egypt.

  Sam : Fuck nobility!

  Dave : Fuck Ancient Egypt!

  Theo : ...Fuck cats!

  Sam : And you never paid for drugs. Not once.

  Dave : [angrily]  You slept with my wife!

  Theo : You slept with me, too! And I've had confused feelings about that for ten years now!

  Sam : And you never *once* paid for drugs!... Not once.

• Dewey Cox : But I have to say, I like your stuff. It's pretty good, and most of your records, I really enjoy.

  Paul McCartney : Well, we're big fans of your records, too. We like to think that "Hard Day's Night" is our "Guilty As Charged".

  John Lennon : [in a hard, Liverpool accent]  Great record!

  Paul McCartney : Excellent album! We learned a lot from ya.

  John Lennon : Great record.

  Theo : Well, we're real big fans of y'alls!

  Dave : Huge fans! You guys are almost as good as The Monkees. You guys are great.

• [on Charlie Manson] 

  Sam : His music his horrible... but he's a really nice guy.

  Theo : Oh, couldn't be nicer.

• Theo : Which one of y'all writes which song?

  John Lennon : All the good ones are mine... He does the ones that are shit.

  Paul McCartney : [laughing]  Hilarious! "Number nine", really great.

  John Lennon : "Yesterday"...

  [Mumbling/singing/imitating Paul] 

  Paul McCartney : He writes the ones that are "Oh, there's no God, I'm a fucking asshole", and I write the ones that are beautiful and great, and he'll jump in with the "yeah, yeah, yeah"-

  [Blows raspberry] 

  John Lennon : I write songs about peace and love, you write Sussudio.

  Paul McCartney : [singing, imitating John]  "Communism is the best, I'm a Commie"... that's his song.

  George Harrison : Keep in mind, I wrote "Taxman".