H2O: Just Add Water (TV Series)

Pool Party (2006)

Angus McLaren: Lewis McCartney

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Quotes 

• Cleo Sertori : Lewis, what do you think of Rikki?

  Lewis McCartney : You know those stonefish, that kind of look like a rock, yet can shoot enough poison to kill an entire football team in half a second? She kind of reminds me of one of those.

• Lewis McCartney : Rikki, can I sit?

  Rikki : I certainly hope so, just not with me.

  [Lewis sits in the seat opposite Rikki] 

• [last lines] 

  Rikki : This probably goes without saying, but if you tell, we maim you.

  Lewis McCartney : I'm not that stupid. If anybody found out, you'd end up as science experiments.

  Emma : I quit the swim team today.

  Cleo Sertori : Oh Emma, I know how much that means to you.

  Emma : Still, what do I do?

  Cleo Sertori : This whole thing is just out of control. It's just too big.

  Lewis McCartney : Let me get this straight.

  [points his hands to Emma] 

  Lewis McCartney : You freeze things,

  [points his hands to Cleo] 

  Lewis McCartney : you explode things

  [points his hands to Rikki] 

  Lewis McCartney : and you boil things, and you all grow tails. It's just too bizarre.

  Emma : Bizarre? Yep. Still sometimes it's good, and sometimes it's not so good.

  Cleo Sertori : It's

  [pause] 

  Cleo Sertori : It's

  [pause] 

  Cleo Sertori : I don't have a word for it.

  Rikki : I do, three of them. Totally, absolutely, awesome.

• Cleo Sertori : [Zane and Nate are swinging Cleo, preparing to throw her into a pool]  No, please! Stop! Please!

  Zane : What do you reckon, Nate? On three?

  Cleo Sertori : No!

  Zane : One...

  Cleo Sertori : Please stop!

  Zane : Two...

  Lewis McCartney : [arriving at the pool]  Let her go, Zane!

  Zane : If you insist.

  [He and Nate throw Cleo in the pool] 

  Lewis McCartney : Do you have a brain?

  Zane : You told me to let her go. I let her go.

• Lewis McCartney : [on the rocks, at his fishing spot]  Hey, you guys!

  [as mermaid-mode Emma and Rikki duck away] 

  Lewis McCartney : Are you naked again?

  Rikki : Uh... we're having a bit of a girl talk, Lewis.

  Lewis McCartney : Yes, but are you naked?

  Emma : Go, Lewis!

  Lewis McCartney : No, I'm here to fish. Look, I'm having withdrawals, I need the relaxation. If anyone's going, it's you guys.

  Rikki : Don't push it, Lewis!

  Emma : Yeah, shouldn't you be following Cleo around?

  Lewis McCartney : [frowns]  No, no way, I'm... I'm totally over that, trust me. I don't know what's going on with Cleo lately, she just can't make up her mind.

  [cellphone chimes, SMS comes in for him] 

  Lewis McCartney : You see what I mean? It's Cleo! She's going to the party... *again!* I give up!

  Emma : Lewis, you gotta do us a favor. Make sure Cleo doesn't go to the party on her own.

  [Lewis shakes his head] 

  Emma : Call her back.

  Lewis McCartney : No, I'm here to fish.

  Rikki : Lewis, this is important. She could be in trouble.