- Jason Gideon: [voiceover] Theologian Dietrich Bonhoeffer said "The test of the morality of a society is what it does for its children."
- Elle Greenaway: Well, if it isn't Dr. Reid
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Elle! Wauw
- Elle Greenaway: Nice haircut
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Thanks! Eh, yeah, I like your haircut, too
- Elle Greenaway: Is that a boys' regular?
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Yeah, it is. What, you don't like it?
- Elle Greenaway: It's totally you
- Dan Ash: Hey, I'm just a middleman here, okay? What can I do?
- Jason Gideon: There's a little boy for sale on one of your sites. "What can I do" just isn't good enough!
- Jennifer "JJ" Jareau: Four numbers. What is that? 3, something, something, 6
- Penelope Garcia: That's a unit number, 4 digits ending with a 6. 999 possible combinations
- Jennifer "JJ" Jareau: Oh, but a unit number would be registered, right?
- Penelope Garcia: Already on it, kitten
- Jennifer "JJ" Jareau: Of course you are
- Penelope Garcia: That's how I roll
- Elle Greenaway: Hotch! You already got him?
- Aaron Hotchner: I told you to stay out of the field!
- Elle Greenaway: Yeah, I know, but Reid said that you wanted us
- Dr. Spencer Reid: No! I didn't!
- Elle Greenaway: Yes, you did!
- Aaron Hotchner: I'm sure you didn't, Reid
- Elle Greenaway: [annoyed to Reid] Thanks!
- Dr. Spencer Reid: [while Elle breaks into a locked drawer] Did they teach you that at the FBI school?
- Elle Greenaway: No, they taught me that in Brooklyn