- Daisuke Jigen: [to Lupin] Uh, excuse me, your idiocy, but I think that Goemon's onto something. Either that or he's just discreetly pretending that he doesn't know you.
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: Something smells fishy.
- Arsène Lupin III: [sniffs the air] Well, you can't blame it on me. I just took a shower.
- [Lupin and his gang see a beautiful woman getting off a bus]
- Daisuke Jigen: Hey, that's one hot chick!
- Arsène Lupin III: [to female ticket seller] Hey, who are those guys?
- Tsukikage Cashier: Those are local dignitaries arriving for the tea ceremony. And the ceremony instructor isn't a hot chick!
- Daisuke Jigen: [about the eccentric Kuranai] But a loon like that, I mean this treasure could turn out to be a bunch of sumo wrestler bobblehead dolls or a big ball of tin foil, ya know.
- Daisuke Jigen: But a loon like that, I mean, this treasure could turn out to be a bunch of sumo wrestler bobblehead dolls or a big ball of tinfoil, y'know?
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: It's possible. But it's said that among his possessions was a sword, called Tsukikagemaru.
- Arsène Lupin III: I have no idea what that means, Jigen...
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: I just explained that to you, it's a sword!
- Arsène Lupin III: ...But it sounds important to him, so whaddya say?
- Arsène Lupin III: Let's see, I've tried adding, subtracting, multiplying, dividing... I don't know, what else can you do with a number?
- [He yawns and falls on his back]
- Arsène Lupin III: Truth be told, math was never my best subject. I was always more of a...
- [He yawns again]
- Arsène Lupin III: ... More of a recess kind of guy.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Lupin, who's the woman in your gang right now?
- Arsène Lupin III: It's dearest Fujiko, of course.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Don't talk nonsense! Fujiko had a hot date with a handsome man in Tokyo!
- Arsène Lupin III: What... what... what did you say?
- [while the blinded Jigen rests on the futon and Goemon tries not to fall asleep, Lupin works hard at deciphering a sequence of numbers]
- Arsène Lupin III: Let's see... If adding doesn't work, then subtract it. If multiplying doesn't work, then divide it.
- [He yawns and falls onto his back]
- Arsène Lupin III: 29 is read "Ni-ku" and 8 is "Ya". "Ni-ku-ya" means butcher. 42 is "Shi-ni" meaning "dead". So...
- [He yawns again]
- Arsène Lupin III: ... It means "A butcher is dead". Punning doesn't work either.
- Daisuke Jigen: Hey, don't blow a gasket there, Pops.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: I'll blow whatever the hell I want to!
- [Zenigata throws coins at the wire Lupin and Goemon are escaping on]
- Arsène Lupin III: Just like your coin-throwing ancestor Heiji Zenigata!
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: You bastard!
- [One of the coins snaps the wire]