Drake & Josh (TV Series)
Tree House (2007)
Drake Bell: Drake Parker
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Quotes
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[Drake and Josh finish the tree house but only Josh spots a problem]
Josh Nichols : Drake.
Drake Parker : What?
Josh Nichols : Where's the door hole?
Drake Parker : It goes right there. See? I drew it with the magic marker.
Josh Nichols : You were supposed to cut it out with the power saw.
Drake Parker : Dude, I'm gonna.
Josh Nichols : Oh, really?
Drake Parker : Yes!
Josh Nichols : So, go get the power saw.
Drake Parker : Okay, I will.
[Drake runs into the wall, realizing he can't get out]
Drake Parker : I see the problem.
Josh Nichols : OH, DO YA?
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Josh Nichols : [calling from the treehouse] Oh, Megan, Megan, Megan!
Megan Parker : Calm down. I'm bringing your screws.
Josh Nichols : No-no-no, I need you to bring me up the saw.
Megan Parker : Why?
Josh Nichols : 'Cause Drake forgot to cut the door out, so we're trapped in here.
Megan Parker : Oh my God... this is the greatest thing that's ever happened.
Drake Parker : Megan, just hand us up a saw right now!
Megan Parker : No, I don't think I will.
Drake Parker : Come on, we gotta meet our dates in two hours. They're hot twins.
Megan Parker : Too bad. I missed Janie's birthday party. Now you two can miss your dates. No twins for you.
Josh Nichols : Megan, you bring up that saw right now.
Megan Parker : Naw, I'm gonna get a snow cone.
[leaves]
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Drake Parker : Dude, listen, you ready for this? I got a date... with twins.
Josh Nichols : Twins?
Drake Parker : Hot identical twins, and they're gonna meet me at The Premiere tomorrow night, and you're invited.
Josh Nichols : I get to go on a double date with you and two hot twins?
Drake Parker : No, but I thought maybe you could bring us some drinks and snacks and stuff.
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Drake Parker : [reading rocket instructions] Next it says "Insert fuel pod into tail beneath rocket's fue... fue..."
Josh Nichols : Sound it out.
Drake Parker : "fue-cell-egy?"
Josh Nichols : FUSELAGE!
Drake Parker : Like I work for NASA!
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Josh Nichols : [told to rebuild a treehouse tomorrow] But we have dates tomorrow.
Drake Parker : With hot twins.
Walter Nichols : Tough squash.