Veronica Mars (TV Series)
Wichita Linebacker (2006)
Kristen Bell: Veronica Mars
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Quotes
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Larry : I'm not a criminal mastermind, I'm just a painter.
Veronica Mars : Yeah, well, so was Hitler.
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Veronica Mars : Football: the systematic violation of the Geneva Convention made into a sport. I'm surprised the A.S.P.C.A. doesn't protest.
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Veronica Mars : [voiceover] Now maybe people would say they'd never install a tracking device in their significant others' car; but I think that's just because they don't know how.
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Veronica Mars : [voiceover] Now here's a moral dilemma: You have a cell phone tracker which cost your dad hundred of dollars. You went through the trouble of activating your GPS-chip in your boyfriend's phone. So, is it a waste of your dad's hard earned money and your time if you don't use it?
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Keith Mars : [talking about Weevil] Didn't he get arrested for murder?
Veronica Mars : Assault.
Keith Mars : See? He's not even good at murder.
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Veronica : Uhh, I'm a freshman. I only recently figured out where Waldo was.
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Eli "Weevil" Navarro : [to his boss] I guess I'll go wash some spoiled bitch's graduation gift from daddy, huh?
Veronica Mars : I'm not spoiled, and technically, it wasn't for graduation.
Eli "Weevil" Navarro : What about the bitch part?