South Park (TV Series)
Make Love, Not Warcraft (2006)
Adrien Beard: Token Black
Quotes
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[the team of World of Warcraft characters face off against the rogue griefer, who starts killing them off with his summoned scorpions]
Randy Marsh : [Valkorn the blond warrior, arriving] Hey, Stan, can I play with you guys?
[Stan's character turns around]
Stan : [surprised] Dad?
Randy Marsh : Yeah, I'm playing from the office.
Stan : [angry] Dad, get off our teamspeak line!
[Valkorn walks off, and the griefer kills Token the black rogue]
Token : [angry] That's it, I'm dead!
[the griefer kills Stan the warrior]
Stan : [throws off his headset] That's it, screw this game!
Cartman : [backing away] Now, leave me alone, don't do that...
[the griefer electrocutes Cartman the dwarf with his dagger through the mallet, killing him and skipping away]
Cartman : [furiously throws off his headset] God-fucking-dammit!
[meanwhile in the apartment, the griefer just keeps plugging along]
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Eric Cartman : We've learned the the four of us can't fight him alone, but if we all log in together, we might have a chance.
Token : Hey yeah!
Jimmy Volmer : We can really stick to that ass... munch.
Clyde : Are you guys dumb? We can't beat him. Not even with all of us, it's a waste of time.
Stan Marsh : Dude, we have to try.
Clyde : I've got better things to do.
Eric Cartman : Clyde, Clyde, if you had the chance right now to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it? I mean, I personally wouldn't; however, because I think it was awesome, but you would, right?
Clyde : I'm just gonna stop playing.
Eric Cartman : When Hitler rose to power, a lot of people just stopped playing. And you know who those people were? The French. Are you French, Clyde?
Clyde : No.
Eric Cartman : Voulez-vous cous chez avec-moi, Clyde?
Clyde : Alright, alright, I'll do it.
Jimmy Volmer : So what's the plan?
Eric Cartman : Alright, log in tonight on your computers at precisely 7:30. We will meet here, near the planes of the Elwin Forest near West Fall. My friends, to victory!
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[a group of World of Warcraft characters are planning to defeat the griefer; Cartman the dwarf is marshaling his forces]
Cartman : All right, you guys, this is it! When the attack begins, all warriors click on Defensive Stance. Everyone else, wait for Craig to cast his Intellect Buff.
Token : [black human rogue] Okay.
Craig : [Gnome mage] Got it.
Cartman : The battle is sure to be long, so make sure you have all your special abilities macroed to your keyboards.
Jimmy Volmer : [Night Elf hunter with a beard] All right, Eric. You can c-c-count on us.
Timmy : [human priest] Tim-maahh!
Cartman : This shall be a day for all to remember! Let us bravely charge the fields of Azeroth! From with...
Butters : [arrives in the same dwarf form as Cartman's] Hey fellas!
[Cartman's dwarf looks over, surprised]
Butters : Boy, this is neato, huh?
Cartman : Butters? What the hell are you doing?
Butters : I got World of Warcraft, like you said.
Cartman : [angry] You can't be the dwarf character, Butters, I'm the dwarf.
Butters : Well, there's like only four races to choose from...
Cartman : [shouts] So pick another one! I'm the dwarf, you stupid asshole! Log out, create a new character, and log back in!
Butters : [walks off grumbling] I like Hello Kitty Island Adventure a lot more than this stuff.
Stan : [warrior] Come on, let's do this!
Clyde : [second Night Elf hunter] Yeah, my mom says I have to be in bed at 9:30.
Cartman : [turns around and leads] Then let's move out!
[the others charge after him]