Eureka (TV Series)
H.O.U.S.E. Rules (2006)
Colin Ferguson: Jack Carter
Quotes
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Marshall Jack Carter : You wanted *me* to be happy, because I was gonna leave. Huh? Just like Fargo left you and, uh, B.R.A.D. got left before that and whatever the hell it was before that.
Douglas Fargo : It was a war game simulation program.
S.A.R.A.H. : Shall we play a game?
Marshall Jack Carter : No!
Douglas Fargo , Beverly Barlowe , Henry Deacon , Nathan Stark : No!
Allison Blake : No!
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[Henry & Nathan are trying to shut down S.A.R.A.H. by creating an electrical short]
Henry Deacon : And on three, two, one...
[Henry and Nathan plug cables into two power outlets. Sparks fly]
S.A.R.A.H. : [distorted] I'm detecting a surge in the electrical system. Warning! Overload! I'm detecting a surge in the electrical system...
[the front door of S.A.R.A.H. opens]
Pizza Dude : Yes! The door!
[Pizza Dude runs out the door. But the the door reseals itself, leaving everyone else trapped inside S.A.R.A.H]
Marshall Jack Carter : In a town full of super-geniuses, why is it that the pizza guy is the only guy with the presence of mind to walk out the door?
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[last lines]
S.A.R.A.H. : I was thinking, Sheriff, if you both would like take another sick day, we could spend some quality time together.
S.A.R.A.H. : [closed caption's version of previous line] Pardon me for interrupting, but I thought you might be interested in watching a new episode of Dr. Phil, which starts in five minutes.
Marshall Jack Carter : Oh, look at the time.
Zoe Carter : Uh, I gotta get ready for school.
Marshall Jack Carter : Gotta go to work.
S.A.R.A.H. : Perhaps we could play a board game. Or watch a movie.
S.A.R.A.H. : [closed caption's version of line] "Has Technology Splintered the American Family?" Hello? Hello-oo?
S.A.R.A.H. : Hello? Hello-oo?
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Douglas Fargo : When, uh, I'm stressed, my subtext comes out as text.
Marshall Jack Carter : Fargo, do you want me to duct tape shut your mouth?
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[Henry & Nathan are trying to shut down S.A.R.A.H. by creating an electrical short]
Henry Deacon : And on three, two, one...
[Henry and Nathan plug cables into two power outlets. Sparks fly]
S.A.R.A.H. : [distorted] I'm detecting a surge in the electrical system. Warning! Overload! I'm detecting a surge in the electrical system...
[the front door of S.A.R.A.H. opens]
Jim Taggart : Yes! The door!
[Pizza Dude runs out the door. But the the door reseals itself, leaving everyone else trapped inside S.A.R.A.H]
Marshall Jack Carter : In a town full of super-geniuses, why is it that the pizza guy is the only guy with the presence of mind to walk out the door?
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Marshall Jack Carter : How is that not a force field?