Eureka (TV Series)

H.O.U.S.E. Rules (2006)

Neil Grayston: Douglas Fargo

Quotes 

• Marshall Jack Carter : You wanted *me* to be happy, because I was gonna leave. Huh? Just like Fargo left you and, uh, B.R.A.D. got left before that and whatever the hell it was before that.

  Douglas Fargo : It was a war game simulation program.

  S.A.R.A.H. : Shall we play a game?

  Marshall Jack Carter : No!

  Douglas Fargo , Beverly Barlowe , Henry Deacon , Nathan Stark : No!

  Allison Blake : No!

• [Henry & Nathan are trying to shut down S.A.R.A.H. by creating an electrical short] 

  Henry Deacon : And on three, two, one...

  [Henry and Nathan plug cables into two power outlets. Sparks fly] 

  S.A.R.A.H. : [distorted]  I'm detecting a surge in the electrical system. Warning! Overload! I'm detecting a surge in the electrical system...

  [the front door of S.A.R.A.H. opens] 

  Pizza Dude : Yes! The door!

  [Pizza Dude runs out the door. But the the door reseals itself, leaving everyone else trapped inside S.A.R.A.H] 

  Marshall Jack Carter : In a town full of super-geniuses, why is it that the pizza guy is the only guy with the presence of mind to walk out the door?

• [last lines] 

  S.A.R.A.H. : I was thinking, Sheriff, if you both would like take another sick day, we could spend some quality time together.

  S.A.R.A.H. : [closed caption's version of previous line]  Pardon me for interrupting, but I thought you might be interested in watching a new episode of Dr. Phil, which starts in five minutes.

  Marshall Jack Carter : Oh, look at the time.

  Zoe Carter : Uh, I gotta get ready for school.

  Marshall Jack Carter : Gotta go to work.

  S.A.R.A.H. : Perhaps we could play a board game. Or watch a movie.

  S.A.R.A.H. : [closed caption's version of line]  "Has Technology Splintered the American Family?" Hello? Hello-oo?

  S.A.R.A.H. : Hello? Hello-oo?

• Douglas Fargo : When, uh, I'm stressed, my subtext comes out as text.

  Marshall Jack Carter : Fargo, do you want me to duct tape shut your mouth?

• [Henry & Nathan are trying to shut down S.A.R.A.H. by creating an electrical short] 

  Henry Deacon : And on three, two, one...

  [Henry and Nathan plug cables into two power outlets. Sparks fly] 

  S.A.R.A.H. : [distorted]  I'm detecting a surge in the electrical system. Warning! Overload! I'm detecting a surge in the electrical system...

  [the front door of S.A.R.A.H. opens] 

  Jim Taggart : Yes! The door!

  [Pizza Dude runs out the door. But the the door reseals itself, leaving everyone else trapped inside S.A.R.A.H] 

  Marshall Jack Carter : In a town full of super-geniuses, why is it that the pizza guy is the only guy with the presence of mind to walk out the door?