- Marshall Jack Carter: You wanted *me* to be happy, because I was gonna leave. Huh? Just like Fargo left you and, uh, B.R.A.D. got left before that and whatever the hell it was before that.
- Douglas Fargo: It was a war game simulation program.
- S.A.R.A.H.: Shall we play a game?
- Marshall Jack Carter: No!
- Douglas Fargo, Beverly Barlowe, Henry Deacon, Nathan Stark: No!
- Allison Blake: No!
- [Henry & Nathan are trying to shut down S.A.R.A.H. by creating an electrical short]
- Henry Deacon: And on three, two, one...
- [Henry and Nathan plug cables into two power outlets. Sparks fly]
- S.A.R.A.H.: [distorted] I'm detecting a surge in the electrical system. Warning! Overload! I'm detecting a surge in the electrical system...
- [the front door of S.A.R.A.H. opens]
- Pizza Dude: Yes! The door!
- [Pizza Dude runs out the door. But the the door reseals itself, leaving everyone else trapped inside S.A.R.A.H]
- Marshall Jack Carter: In a town full of super-geniuses, why is it that the pizza guy is the only guy with the presence of mind to walk out the door?
- [last lines]
- S.A.R.A.H.: I was thinking, Sheriff, if you both would like take another sick day, we could spend some quality time together.
- S.A.R.A.H.: [closed caption's version of previous line] Pardon me for interrupting, but I thought you might be interested in watching a new episode of Dr. Phil, which starts in five minutes.
- Marshall Jack Carter: Oh, look at the time.
- Zoe Carter: Uh, I gotta get ready for school.
- Marshall Jack Carter: Gotta go to work.
- S.A.R.A.H.: Perhaps we could play a board game. Or watch a movie.
- S.A.R.A.H.: [closed caption's version of line] "Has Technology Splintered the American Family?" Hello? Hello-oo?
- S.A.R.A.H.: Hello? Hello-oo?
- Douglas Fargo: When, uh, I'm stressed, my subtext comes out as text.
- Marshall Jack Carter: Fargo, do you want me to duct tape shut your mouth?
- [Henry & Nathan are trying to shut down S.A.R.A.H. by creating an electrical short]
- Henry Deacon: And on three, two, one...
- [Henry and Nathan plug cables into two power outlets. Sparks fly]
- S.A.R.A.H.: [distorted] I'm detecting a surge in the electrical system. Warning! Overload! I'm detecting a surge in the electrical system...
- [the front door of S.A.R.A.H. opens]
- Jim Taggart: Yes! The door!
- [Pizza Dude runs out the door. But the the door reseals itself, leaving everyone else trapped inside S.A.R.A.H]
- Marshall Jack Carter: In a town full of super-geniuses, why is it that the pizza guy is the only guy with the presence of mind to walk out the door?