Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)
Uncle (2006)
Richard Belzer: Detective John Munch
Quotes
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Detective Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola : Munch, I don't think this guy knows you.
Detective Dani Beck : Who is he?
Detective John Munch : His name is Andrew Munch. You locked up my uncle.
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Detective Elliot Stabler : Brent Allen Banks is free.
Detective Dani Beck : Free on bail?
Casey Novak : Free to go and kill again free.
Detective John Munch : Don't tell me this had anything to do with my uncle's meltdown in court yesterday.
Casey Novak : No, though that was special. We just finished the suppression hearing. The bite mark evidence was thrown out.
Detective Dani Beck : Well, get it back in.
Detective Elliot Stabler : Judge already ruled on it.
Casey Novak : And because that evidence was our case, he threw out the indictment.
Detective Dani Beck : How could you let that happen?
Casey Novak : I guess I suck.
Detective Elliot Stabler : Look, the defense trotted out their "I'll say anything for a buck" experts. The judge just got snowed.
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Detective John Munch : [to Stabler and Dani] What did you two goons do to my uncle?
Detective Dani Beck : John, he had blood on him, contact with the victim...
Detective John Munch : So you whip out your collapsible torture stick and give him a good whack to the head?
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Detective John Munch : [to Dani] Did you tell my uncle you were gonna kill Brent Allen Banks?
Detective Dani Beck : No.
Detective John Munch : He says you did.
Detective Dani Beck : Why would he say that?
Detective John Munch : I don't know. That's why I'm asking.
Detective Dani Beck : John, I haven't seen your uncle since he came to take you to lunch last week.
Detective John Munch : What did you talk about?
Detective Dani Beck : Running away to Paris together.
Detective John Munch : But nothing delusional.
Detective Dani Beck : Nothing homicidal.
Detective John Munch : I guess he's not as well as I thought.
Detective Dani Beck : Of course, I want Banks dead.
Detective John Munch : I knew it. You did say that to my uncle!
Detective Dani Beck : No! I said it to the original victim. He must've overheard.
Detective John Munch : You were interviewing her out in the open? Don't you know anything about Special Victims?
Detective Dani Beck : I was bonding with a victim. I know how it feels when a killer can't be given the death penalty.
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Dr. George Huang : Buried somewhere is the knowledge that you work for Special Victims. Your uncle was compulsively clipping articles involving sex crimes because he was trying to trigger that memory.
Detective John Munch : Could you take a look at him?
Dr. George Huang : Well, I'm just another idiot doctor.