Bleach (TV Series)

Sunshin Yoruichi, mau! (2005)

Noriaki Sugiyama: Uryû Ishida

Quotes 

• [Ishida just stood up to Umesada for flirting w/ Inoue; before Umesada can retaliate against him he's called away; as he marches away angrily he shouts back at Ishida] 

  Umesada Toshimori : I won't forget this! When this disturbance is over, I'm sure as hell going to teach you a lesson!

  Ishida Uryu : [looking completely unconcerned; in a low, casual voice]  Go right ahead. Not that I'll be here when the disturbance is over.

• [both Inoue & Ishida are hiding behind a row of low bushes; after Inoue had made a suggestion on how to get around the Seireitei less conspicuously] 

  Ishida Uryu : What? Steal Death god outfits?

  Inoue Orihime : Shhh!

  [voice much quieter than his] 

  Inoue Orihime : You're talking to loud, Ishida-kun. Not steal, we're just going to borrow. Outwardly we don't look that different from the Death gods. The difference is our clothes. So if we can transform into Death gods, I think we can move around much more smoothly.

  Ishida Uryu : So how do we get outfits?

  Inoue Orihime : [peeking over the bushes]  We borrow them.

  Ishida Uryu : But...

  Inoue Orihime : [spys 2 Death gods rounding the corner]  They're coming.

  [both crouch low behind the bushes] 

  Inoue Orihime : We'll go on three, okay?

  [they watch as the Death gods get closer] 

  Inoue Orihime : One, two...

  [jumping up] 

  Inoue Orihime : three.

  [we hear rather than see Inoue taking down both Death gods; Ishida still behind the bushes looking slightly dumbfounded] 

  Ishida Uryu : [laughs nervously]  Ah-heh,

  [sounds a little embarrassed] 

  Ishida Uryu : I forgot to jump out...