- [Ishida just stood up to Umesada for flirting w/ Inoue; before Umesada can retaliate against him he's called away; as he marches away angrily he shouts back at Ishida]
- Umesada Toshimori: I won't forget this! When this disturbance is over, I'm sure as hell going to teach you a lesson!
- Ishida Uryu: [looking completely unconcerned; in a low, casual voice] Go right ahead. Not that I'll be here when the disturbance is over.
- [both Inoue & Ishida are hiding behind a row of low bushes; after Inoue had made a suggestion on how to get around the Seireitei less conspicuously]
- Ishida Uryu: What? Steal Death god outfits?
- Inoue Orihime: Shhh!
- [voice much quieter than his]
- Inoue Orihime: You're talking to loud, Ishida-kun. Not steal, we're just going to borrow. Outwardly we don't look that different from the Death gods. The difference is our clothes. So if we can transform into Death gods, I think we can move around much more smoothly.
- Ishida Uryu: So how do we get outfits?
- Inoue Orihime: [peeking over the bushes] We borrow them.
- Ishida Uryu: But...
- Inoue Orihime: [spys 2 Death gods rounding the corner] They're coming.
- [both crouch low behind the bushes]
- Inoue Orihime: We'll go on three, okay?
- [they watch as the Death gods get closer]
- Inoue Orihime: One, two...
- [jumping up]
- Inoue Orihime: three.
- [we hear rather than see Inoue taking down both Death gods; Ishida still behind the bushes looking slightly dumbfounded]
- Ishida Uryu: [laughs nervously] Ah-heh,
- [sounds a little embarrassed]
- Ishida Uryu: I forgot to jump out...
- Orihime Inoue: [in a shed after aquiring the 'Shinigami' robes] Well, we better hurry up & get changed.
- [Orihime starts to remove her shirt, but Uryu immediately panics; backing up hurridly & trying to look away]
- Uryu Ishida: Orihime, wait wait WAIT! You can't do that! Please, put your shirt back down!
- [lowering her shirt turns before turning around to face him; somewhat embarrassed look on her face]
- Orihime Inoue: That's right. Sorry Uryu. I was thinking I was with Tatsuki again; & I forgot, boys & girls aren't *really* supposed to change clothes in front of each other.
- [giggles a little at the end]
- Uryu Ishida: [cheeks red, pushing his glasses up his nose as a way to hide his face; voice quiet but a little shaky] That's right... so, now...
- Orihime Inoue: [brightly] So you use the dressing room.
- [standing to the side of a curtained doorway, now with multiple signs on it, holding her arm out as if to display her handi-work]
- Orihime Inoue: Then you can have your privacy.
- [sighs; showing him on the other side of the curtain putting on the robes, he looks like he's uncertain what just happened]
- Uryu Ishida: [to himself] Isn't it supposed to be the other way around?