- The Scunner Campbell: I'm interested in some handmade suits. The sort of better class wear.
- Inside Legg, the Tailor: Handmade suits? You? You can't even afford a donkey jacket.
- The Scunner Campbell: I've joined the jet-set now. No, it's page three models or nothing for me now, good day!
- The Scunner Campbell: Alright, alright, I give up. I'm not really Ethel's kid, my mother's name was Ruby and she worked for the Rosencrown.
- Supergran: Happy Halloween, Scunnery-wunnery!
- The Scunner Campbell: Why you, pint-sized perishing piranha!
- Supergran: Oh, flattery will get you nowhere.