- Vicki Nelson: So, you okay with this?
- Henry Fitzroy: I've talked to women before.
- Vicki Nelson: Yeah, but not as a P.I.
- Henry Fitzroy: Yet, I usually get what I want.
- Vicki Nelson: You're not gonna, you know, bite them, are you?
- Henry Fitzroy: Are you gonna tell me I can't?
- Vicki Nelson: No.
- Henry Fitzroy: Good.
- Vicki Nelson: It's just that it's not exactly protocol.
- Henry Fitzroy: You are gonna tell me I can't.
- Vicki Nelson: Well, it's an investigation, not a... picnic!
- [Henry is taking a few golf swings when Vickie and Coreen approach to discuss the case]
- Vicki Nelson: [with laughter] You golf?
- Henry Fitzroy: [with indignation] My father killed the Scottish King. Yes, I golf.
- Henry Fitzroy: [peeved] You're a child, Celluci, cutting me off at the light!
- Mike Celluci: [insulting] You've been driving for what, 90 years, you still choke at a yellow? It's pathetic.
- Vicki Nelson: [impatient] Okay boys, we have a murder to stop.
- Vicki Nelson: You weren't just over at my place, you know somehow, um like in bed with me, running your hands all over my body - that kind of thing?
- Henry Fitzroy: That depends, were you enjoying it?
- Vicki Nelson: Henry!
- Henry Fitzroy: No.
- Vicki Nelson: Are you sure?
- Henry Fitzroy: I think I'd remember.
- Vicki Nelson: Okay good. Well that's a load off.
- Henry Fitzroy: Disappointed?
- Vicki Nelson: No. No, relieved.
- Henry Fitzroy: You don't look relieved.
- Vicki Nelson: Oh No um, This
- [pointing to her face]
- Vicki Nelson: is my relieved face.
- Henry Fitzroy: Because finding me in your bed, running my hands all over your body would be... horrible?
- Vicki Nelson: Well, unless you were invited.
- Henry Fitzroy: I'm all ears.
- Vicki Nelson: These women are lying about the night of Marcy's murder. So we are going to unleash Henry's mojo on them.
- Henry Fitzroy: I don't have mojo. I have charm. Charisma, if you will.
- Coreen Fennel: I would.
- Emmanuel: They were vulnerable to me, they needed me. I have everything I need: food, shelter, sex. Why would I want to hurt these women?
- Coreen Fennel: And just look at him.
- Emmanuel: Thank you.
- Henry Fitzroy: Waking up to find my hands running up and down your body would be... horrible.
- Vicki Nelson: Well, unless you were invited.
- Henry Fitzroy: I'm all ears.
- Vicki Nelson: There is no longing!
- [pause]
- Vicki Nelson: Well, maybe a little longing. I have been thinking about getting a dog lately.
- Emmanuel: You don't have to explain.
- Henry Fitzroy, Mike Celluci: Explain!
- Henry Fitzroy: Trepidation adds a certain vibrancy to any encounter. But I prefer curiosity., willingness, passion.
- Emmanuel: A constant diet of coercion gets tired after a couple hundred years.
- Henry Fitzroy: Exactly, And it's amazing how women have changed over this past century.
- Emmanuel: The art of romance is lost on women today.
- Henry Fitzroy: I know.
- Vicki Nelson: Obviously here's the catch. You're a Vampire, I am a half-blind private investigator. These stories ALWAYS end up Tragic.
- Henry Fitzroy: We could be beat the odds.
- Vicki Nelson: I'm not much of a gambler.
- Coreen Fennel: Vicki fought a demon!
- Henry Fitzroy: What?
- Coreen Fennel: Something attacked Isabel and Vicki tried to kill it, and it knocked her across the room, and it has glowing red eyes, and we think it might be Emmanuel and...
- Vicki Nelson: [Vicky starts laughing] You golf?
- Henry Fitzroy: My father killed the Scottish king. Yes, I golf.
- Vicki Nelson: So he's handsome. There is no crime in noticing.
- Henry Fitzroy: You don't sound like a cop talking about a suspect.
- Vicki Nelson: I'm trained to notice details.