How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Where Were We? (2006)

Bob Saget: Narrator

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Narrator : Okay, where were we? It was June of 2006, and life had just taken an unexpected turn

  Daughter : Can't you just skip ahead to the part were you meet mom? I feel like you've been talking for like, a year.

  Narrator : Honey, all this stuff I'm telling you is important. It's all part of the story.

  Son : Can I go to the bathroom?

  Narrator : No.

• Narrator : One thing I learned that summer is that when love is beginning and love is ending, the first thirty days are remarkably similar. For one thing, you spend most of the time in bed. Your friends can't stand to listen to you. And you never seems to wear pants.