"How I Met Your Mother" Where Were We? (TV Episode 2006) - Josh Radnor as Ted Mosby

Ted Mosby : You hungry?

Marshall Eriksen : What's the point? I could eat some food... it's just gonna leave me.

Ted Mosby : Well, at least in that scenario, you get to do the dumping.
Marshall Eriksen : [about Lily] I should call her

Ted Mosby : No, no, if you call her when she asks you not to, you're just gonna look weak and you're gonna regret it. Now listen, whenever you feel like calling her, you come find me first... and I will punch you in the face.

Marshall Eriksen : You're a good friend Ted
Ted Mosby : [On the phone] Oh hey, where are you guys?

Barney Stinson : We're in a fundraiser, helping young women raise money for community college.

Ted Mosby : Stripclub... nice.
Ted Mosby : It's Sunday! It's Pancakes day!

Marshall Eriksen : Lily always made the pancakes. God I loved her pancakes. So soft. So warm. So perfectly shaped.

Ted Mosby : Are we still talking about her pancakes?... C'mon, you gotta eat something. What can I get you?

Marshall Eriksen : Beer.

Ted Mosby : No, that's what you had for dinner!

Marshall Eriksen : Fine! I'll just have leftovers.

[Pulls half-drunk beer out of couch]
Barney Stinson : So he stays home all the time not getting laid? No, see, that's what you do when you have a fiancée. He should be out here celebrating! He's free! He got that red-headed tumor removed.

Ted Mosby : You should write and illustrate children's books.

Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby