How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Aldrin Justice (2006)

Jane Seymour: Professor Lewis

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• [in Barney's hospital room] 

  Professor Lewis : Mr. Eriksen, hello. Oh, I graded your paper tonight. I was

  [looking at the injured Barney] 

  Professor Lewis : pleasantly surprised.

  Barney Stinson : Yeah, she was.

  Professor Lewis : B+.

  Barney Stinson : B+? Marshal, after I've gone through my eight weeks of physiotherapy, I am gonna get you that A.

  Marshall Eriksen : Let her go. She belongs out there. In the wild. You should feel proud. You fought the cougar... and lived.

  Barney Stinson : It was an amazing safari. I can't wait to show you guys the slides.

• Barney Stinson : I can't stop thinking about you. Please give me another chance.

  Professor Lewis : Barney, I teach all day. It's the last thing I wanna do when I get home.

  Barney Stinson : But you don't understand. See, I've been going easy on you. Holding back 'cause I was afraid you'd break a hip or something. This time, no mercy. I don't care how long it takes, days, weeks, half a year.

  Professor Lewis : Fine, come in. You can start while I finish grading some papers.

• Barney Stinson : I think I'm falling in love with you.

  Professor Lewis : Oh, God, that wasn't your first time, was it? Although that would explain a lot.

  Barney Stinson : No, we had sex yesterday.

  Professor Lewis : Oh, right, that. Well, you had sex yesterday. I revised my syllabus for the spring semester.

• Barney Stinson : C-? What are you talking about? I pulled an all-nighter.

  Professor Lewis : You didn't budget your time well. You glossed over some of the most important points. And your oral presentation was sloppy and inconclusive.

• Barney Stinson : [in Italian accent]  Scusi. I am Luigi, Italian exchange student. I was, um, walking to class, but then I notice you, bella principessa.

  Professor Lewis : Tell me what you want and get out.

  Barney Stinson : Direct, I like that. The name's Barney. What I want... is you.

  Professor Lewis : Turn around.

  [after Barney turns around] 

  Professor Lewis : My place, two hours, don't be tardy.