How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Aldrin Justice (2006)
Jason Segel: Marshall Eriksen
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Quotes
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Marshall Eriksen : I'm not really comfortable with you hunting my constitutional law teacher.
Barney Stinson : Who would you rather have grading your paper? A savage, man-eating jungle cat, or a purring, satisfied kitty?
Marshall Eriksen : Go, Barney. Go mount and stuff that cougar.
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[after Marshal infers his professor is tough on her grades because she needs to get laid]
Barney Stinson : Marshall, I've thought it over and I accept your challenge.
Marshall Eriksen : I didn't challenge you to have sex with...
Barney Stinson : Tomorrow, the cougar hunt begins.
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[in Barney's hospital room]
Professor Lewis : Mr. Eriksen, hello. Oh, I graded your paper tonight. I was
[looking at the injured Barney]
Professor Lewis : pleasantly surprised.
Barney Stinson : Yeah, she was.
Professor Lewis : B+.
Barney Stinson : B+? Marshal, after I've gone through my eight weeks of physiotherapy, I am gonna get you that A.
Marshall Eriksen : Let her go. She belongs out there. In the wild. You should feel proud. You fought the cougar... and lived.
Barney Stinson : It was an amazing safari. I can't wait to show you guys the slides.
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Marshall Eriksen : My professor's like, the toughest grader I've ever seen. She had like a bad divorce this summer and now she's taking it out on us. To tell you the truth, I think she just needs to get laid.
Barney Stinson : [perking up] Really? Laid, you say?
Marshall Eriksen : You wouldn't be into her. She's, like, in her late 40s.
Barney Stinson : She hot?
Marshall Eriksen : Yeah, I guess she's kind of hot, yeah.
Barney Stinson : And she's looking for some action. Sounds to me like she could be a cougar.
Robin Scherbatsky : A what?
Barney Stinson : A cougar. An older woman, usually in her 40s or 50s, single and on the prowl for a younger man.
Ted Mosby : What's a woman in her 60s or 70s? A turtle?