How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Aldrin Justice (2006)

Cobie Smulders: Robin Scherbatsky

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• Robin Scherbatsky : To Ted, the youngest architect ever to design a building over 70 stories... probably!

• Marshall Eriksen : My professor's like, the toughest grader I've ever seen. She had like a bad divorce this summer and now she's taking it out on us. To tell you the truth, I think she just needs to get laid.

  Barney Stinson : [perking up]  Really? Laid, you say?

  Marshall Eriksen : You wouldn't be into her. She's, like, in her late 40s.

  Barney Stinson : She hot?

  Marshall Eriksen : Yeah, I guess she's kind of hot, yeah.

  Barney Stinson : And she's looking for some action. Sounds to me like she could be a cougar.

  Robin Scherbatsky : A what?

  Barney Stinson : A cougar. An older woman, usually in her 40s or 50s, single and on the prowl for a younger man.

  Ted Mosby : What's a woman in her 60s or 70s? A turtle?

• Robin Scherbatsky : Just for fun, Ted's been working on his own design. And it doesn't look at all like male genitalia.

  [pauses briefly] 

  Robin Scherbatsky : At least, not healthy male genitalia.

• Robin Scherbatsky : [about Lily taking things from people who act mean]  Yeah. It's her own personal form of justice. Did you tell him about that time at the Gap?

  Lily Aldrin : Oh, that was a good one. This sales guy was rude to Robin, so I took a pair of khakis.

  Robin Scherbatsky : [to Ted]  I gave them to you for your birthday.

  Ted Mosby : So I've been walking around in stolen khakis?

  Lily Aldrin : I prefer to call them "justice khakis."

  Ted Mosby : That's not justice. It's shoplifting, and it's a crime.

  Lily Aldrin : So is being mean.