"How I Met Your Mother" World's Greatest Couple (TV Episode 2006) Poster

(TV Series)

(2006)

Alyson Hannigan: Lily Aldrin

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Neil Patrick Harris and Alyson Hannigan in How I Met Your Mother (2005) Neil Patrick Harris and Alyson Hannigan in How I Met Your Mother (2005) Alyson Hannigan in How I Met Your Mother (2005) Neil Patrick Harris and Alyson Hannigan in How I Met Your Mother (2005) Neil Patrick Harris and Alyson Hannigan in How I Met Your Mother (2005) Neil Patrick Harris and Alyson Hannigan in How I Met Your Mother (2005) Neil Patrick Harris and Alyson Hannigan in How I Met Your Mother (2005)

Quotes 

  • Lily Aldrin : Why would I want to change anything? This place is great, except you don't have a TV.

    Barney Stinson : [Points to wall]  See that wall?

    [Turns on TV] 

    Barney Stinson : 300 inch flatscreen! They only sell them in Japan but I know a guy. They ship it over in a tugboat like freakin' King Kong!

    Lily Aldrin : It hurts my eyes...

    Barney Stinson : Yeah, that doesn't go away.

  • Barney Stinson : While guys like Ted and Marshall may hide their porn...

    Lily Aldrin : Marshall does not porn.

    Barney Stinson : Ha ha ha, that's sweet.

  • Ted Mosby : Is that a toilet in your kitchen?

    Ted Mosby : Or a stove in your bathroom?

    Lily Aldrin : Oh... that's not just a stove. That's a stoveinkerator! A combination of a stove, oven, sink and refrigerator. Stoveinkerator! Isn't that futuristic?

    Ted Mosby : God, I hope not.

  • Lily Aldrin : Barney, you've clearly some some serious mother issues that have left you the emotional equivalent of a scavenging sewer rat. But in my other apartment, I'd be living with an actual scavenging sewer rat, so, you win.

  • Barney Stinson : Look around you, Lily! You are in the heart of Bachelor Country. And as a woman, you are an illegal immigrant here. Now, you could try to apply for a sex visa, but that only lasts twelve hours... fourteen if you qualify for multiple entry, heh!

    Lily Aldrin : Ewwww... is something some lame, judgmental chick would say, but I say 'gimme multiple high-fives'!

    Barney Stinson : Wow, you really are desperate.

    Lily Aldrin : I really am.

  • Narrator : Your Uncle Barney was always a bit of an enigma. In all the years we lived in new york, none of us had ever set foot in his apartment. Until one day, one of us did.

    Barney Stinson : [In Barney's bed, Lily and Barney wake up]  Aaaaaaah!

    Lily Aldrin : Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!

    Narrator : It's a pretty good story. And believe it or not, alcohol did not play a role.

  • Barney Stinson : You were supposed to be the vaccine, but you gave me the disease. You gotta go.

    Lily Aldrin : Barney. I don't think you're mad at me. You're mad at yourself. You let down your guard, and let someone into your life, and it actually felt okay. And that terrifies you.

    Barney Stinson : Uh-huh. You gotta go.

  • Barney Stinson : [both screaming after waking up in the same bed]  I can't believe we just... You and I... What have we done?

    Lily Aldrin : [realizing, relieved]  Nothing. Nothing happened. We-we just went to sleep.

    Barney Stinson : Just went to sleep? I don't sleep in the same bed as a woman and not make a move. How could... You. You spooned me against my will.

    Lily Aldrin : Hey, it takes two to cuddle.

    Barney Stinson : We... We... We redecorated my place. We stayed in on a Friday night to watch Letterman, and then slept together and didn't have sex? Oh, my god, we're in a relationship.

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