How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
World's Greatest Couple (2006)
Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby
Quotes
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Ted Mosby : Okay, we HAVE to get Lily out of that apartment. Her roommate is a raccoon.
Robin Scherbatsky : I'd offer her my place, but I have dogs and she's allergic.
Ted Mosby : Dogs? I live with her ex-boyfriend. I think she's more allergic to that.
Robin Scherbatsky : What about your place, Barney? I know it's shrouded in mystery, but it's gotta have a couch.
Barney Stinson : The Fortress of Barnitude? No way.
Robin Scherbatsky : Oh come on. She's desperate.
Barney Stinson : Mmm, normally a prerequisite for the women I bring home, but pass.
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Marshall Eriksen : This is what I miss about being in a couple. I always had someone to go to concerts with, or farmer's market, or brunch. God, I miss brunch!
Ted Mosby : Well, I guess you could - well, you could try going to brunch alone.
Marshall Eriksen : Oh, you don't think I've tried?
Marshall Eriksen : [FLASHBACK] Table for one.
Host : One... Couple?
Marshall Eriksen : Um, no, just me.
Host : Really? For brunch?
Marshall Eriksen : You're right. Who am I kidding?
[Leaves restaurant. End of Flashback]
Robin Scherbatsky : Oh, the Popover Pantry! That place is great. Can we go get brunch tomorrow?
Ted Mosby : Of course, sweetie.
Marshall Eriksen : Can I go with you guys?
Ted Mosby : Really? For brunch?
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Ted Mosby : Is that a toilet in your kitchen?
Ted Mosby : Or a stove in your bathroom?
Lily Aldrin : Oh... that's not just a stove. That's a stoveinkerator! A combination of a stove, oven, sink and refrigerator. Stoveinkerator! Isn't that futuristic?
Ted Mosby : God, I hope not.
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Ted Mosby : [Marshall and Brad are going to a musical together] Mamma mia?
Marshall Eriksen : Mamma mia!. You know what? It's supposed to be a great musical, okay? It won all sorts of Tonies and stuff.
Ted Mosby : No, totally. It sounds like a really, really fun, exciting, third date.
Robin Scherbatsky : Ooh, third date. You know what that means.
Marshall Eriksen : It is not a date,okay! It's just two bros taking in a Broadway show.
Ted Mosby : You bros going to get dinner beforehand?
Marshall Eriksen : We might grab a steak, yeah.
Ted Mosby : Where at?
Marshall Eriksen : [Embarrassed] Café l'amour.
[Ted and Robin laugh]
Marshall Eriksen : Brad says the food is really good there, okay?
Robin Scherbatsky : Sounds like Brad's got quite the night planned out. You better bring your "A" game. That means no granny panties.
Marshall Eriksen : All right, you know what? You two are just threatened because I'm a single guy moving in on your couples' stuff. Well, guess what? It's my territory now. I'm peeing all over brunches, fancy dinners and musicals. That's right. Brad and I are taking back Broadway.
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Marshall Eriksen : Why can't two guys who are friends go to brunch?
Ted Mosby : Because brunch is kind of...
Robin Scherbatsky : ...Girlie.
Marshall Eriksen : Girlie? Breakfast isn't girlie, lunch isn't girlie, what makes brunch girlie?
Ted Mosby : I don't know... nothing girlie about a horse, nothing girlie about a horn... but put them together and you get a unicorn.
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Ted Mosby : [after hearing Brad invited Marshall to a wedding] Okay, that's not too bad. Two single guys on the prowl. It'll be like "Wedding crashers".
Robin Scherbatsky : Just keep Brad away from the bouquet.