- Carl Sweetchuck: You can't replace human beings with a bunch of oscillators and diodes.
- Zed McGlunk: That's right! Whoever they are.
- Carl Sweetchuck: [Sweetchuck is driving his moped while Zed looks at a map] Zed, have you figured out where we are yet?
- Zed McGlunk: This squiggly white line looks awful familiar...
- [peels the line off the map]
- Zed McGlunk: No wonder, it's some of the spaghetti I had for lunch.
- [eats it]
- Carey Mahoney: [one of the Police Robots is carrying off two screaming women] Congratulations, Captain. Looks like your robots really hit it off with the ladies.
- Captain Thaddeus Harris: Eh, obviously those are two unwanted party crashers.
- Carey Mahoney: The Governor's wife and daughter?
- Kingpin: Ah, Professor. Permit me to introduce myself...
- The Professor: There's no need to, I've been to the post office. You're Kingpin!
- Kingpin: I'm flattered that you know me.
- [to henchman]
- Kingpin: Grab him! And don't forget the robot control device.