Hilary Mason: Gladys

Quotes 

• 'Rotten' Rose Scargill : Well, that's just about cleaned everybody out. Quite a nice day's work, I think. I get Guy's purse, and Much buys a job lot of second-hand weapons from the Albanian Ministry of Defence and makes five hundred gold pieces from the King...

  Marian : What?

  'Rotten' Rose Scargill : ...nine gold pieces, sixty-three hubcaps and a Boots token from the Merry Men, and two pounds of carrots and a marrow from the people of Worksop.

  Marian : The dirty, double-crossing, slimy...

  'Rotten' Rose Scargill : Yep! And we get a fortnight's holiday for two at a rather posh holiday camp near Pwllheli, don't we Much?

  Gladys : He's gone, Rose.

  'Rotten' Rose Scargill : What do you mean?

  Gladys : He says to say thank you for Guy's purse, and he'll see you around sometime.

  'Rotten' Rose Scargill : What? Much! You promised! You said you loved me more than...

  [it sinks in] 

  'Rotten' Rose Scargill : Oh knickers! We'll never get him now!