Scrubs (TV Series)

His Story IV (2007)

Neil Flynn: Janitor

Quotes 

• Janitor : I'll debate Iraq with you.

  J.D. : Prepare to be dazzled.

  Janitor : OK. In my opinion, we should be looking for bin Laden in Pakistan.

  J.D. : ...You have that globe nearby?

• Janitor : Typical Dorian. Runnin' away from an argument you know nothing about.

  J.D. : I know all about the war.

  Janitor : Really.

  [pulls out a globe] 

  Janitor : Point to Iraq.

  J.D. : Why do you keep a globe on your janitor cart?

  Janitor : In case I get lost. I'll give you a hint, it's not the country shaped like a boot.

  J.D. : [points to the globe]  That's Iraq.

  Janitor : That's China.

  J.D. : You're China!

  Janitor : That's an outrageous accusation.

  [bites into his sandwich] 

  Janitor : Needs salt. Where's my bunny? Bingo?

• Nurse Carla Espinosa : So you think it's okay to just kill animals for sport?

  Janitor : If it serves a useful purpose, yes I do.

  [produces stuffed rabbit] 

  Janitor : Salt?

  [shakes salt from its ear] 

  Janitor : Cracked black pepper?

  [twists its head to produce pepper] 

  Janitor : Thank you, Bingo.

  [makes rabbit noise]