How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Atlantic City (2006)
Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson
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Narrator : [about the game Shing Hasabu Shing] Now, I had been to a lot of casinos before that night, and I've been to a lot of casinos since, but in all that time I've never seen a game quite like this one. To this day, I have no idea how it was played. But luckily, Barney did.
Lily Aldrin : Do you understand what's happening?
Ted Mosby : Not a clue.
Robin Scherbatsky : Do you think he's winning?
Ted Mosby : I don't even know if he's playing.
Marshall Eriksen : Wait, I get it. I understand this game.
Ted Mosby : No, you don't.
Marshall Eriksen : I totally understand the game, Theodore. Barney, split your tiles. You can triple your money if you find the jellybean.
Barney Stinson : Marshall, please. Don't you think I know what I'm... My God, you're right.
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Barney Stinson : Ah, AC. Always in decline, never hitting bottom. It's good to be back, old friend.
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Barney Stinson : All right, let's talk bachelor party. Are we thinking full-on strip club, or should we rent a room and have a private toy show?
Ted Mosby : What did you just say?
Marshall Eriksen : Barney, no.
Barney Stinson : Marshall, I'm your best man.
Marshall Eriksen : You're not my best man.
Ted Mosby : Right here.
Barney Stinson : And as your best man, I have to throw you a bachelor party. That's part of being a best friend.
Marshall Eriksen : You're not my best friend.
Ted Mosby : Right here.
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Barney Stinson : [after Barney reveals to the judge that Marshall and Lily broke up over the summer] What? We're under oath.
Ted Mosby : No, we're not.
Barney Stinson : Yeah, we are. He's a judge.
Ted Mosby : Wh - Did we take an oath? Do you even know what an oath is?
Barney Stinson : Uh, yeah. Courthouse. Oath. We're under it.
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Barney Stinson : Uh, if there were any shame in a dude getting a pedicure I don't think there would have been a feature about it in Details magazine.