How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Slap Bet (2006)
Alyson Hannigan: Lily Aldrin
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Quotes
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[Barney is complaining about having to watch all the Canadian porn he can find in order to prove Robin has a past in pornography, therefore winning the slap bet]
Lily : Oh, like you need an excuse to watch porn.
Barney : *Canadian* porn! Trust me when I tell you that their universal health care system doesn't cover breast implants. If I have to sit through one more flat-chested Nova Scotian riding a Mountie on the back of a Zamboni, I'll go *oot* of my mind.
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Lily : [after Ted tells the gang that Robin was married in Canada] Yeah, well, you still shouldn't have told us. I mean, what kind of boyfriend are you?
Ted Mosby : See, that's just it. I'm not the boyfriend, I'm the mistress. No, not the mistress. The mastress. Master. What do you call it?
Barney : I'm pretty sure we're gonna call is mistress.
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Barney : I can think of tons of things there's no way Marshall told you
Lily : Try me.
Barney : Do you know about the time the Marshall was in Trenton?
Lily : Doggie ate his pants. Yep.
Barney : Bill's bachelor party in Memphis.
Lily : Oh, when they had to pump out all the nickels from his stomach?
Barney : Wow. Okay. Seattle.
Lily : Trick question, Marshall's never been to the Pacific Northwest because he's afraid of Sasquatch.
Barney : Damn.
Marshall : I'm not afraid of Sasquatch. I just think we should all be on alert.