How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Slap Bet (2006)

Cobie Smulders: Robin Scherbatsky

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Quotes 

• Ted Mosby : That wasn't a real secret!

  Robin Scherbatsky : Yeah, but it could've been!

  Ted Mosby : You are driving me crazy! No wonder your fake husband moved to Hong Kong!

  Robin Scherbatsky : [deadly serious]  He moved there for business!

• Marshall : [Looking at Computer]  This is the 90s, why does it look like 1986?

  Robin Scherbatsky : The 80s didn't come to Canada til like '93.

• Robin Scherbatsky : My friend from Canada had to do her vows twice, once in French.

  Barney : They speak French there too? God, that country's messed up.

• Barney : [Watching the Robin Sparkles "Let's Go to the Mall" video]  Did you have to laugh like that every time?

  Robin Scherbatsky : [Flatly]  Yes.

• Ted Mosby : So what's the deal with you and malls?

  Robin Scherbatsky : I thought you said if I don't want to talk about it I don't have to...

  Ted Mosby : Yeah with *those* people. C'mon I'm your boyfriend! What is it? Did you get arrested in a mall?

  Robin Scherbatsky : No.

  Ted Mosby : Dumped in a mall?

  Robin Scherbatsky : Ted...

  Ted Mosby : Found out you were Canadian at a mall?

  Robin Scherbatsky : Let it go.

  Ted Mosby : Trapped under a fake boulder at the mall?

  Robin Scherbatsky : Let it go.

  Ted Mosby : Mauled at the mall?

• Ted Mosby : Wha... I don't get it! Why won't Robin tell me why she hates malls?

  Barney : Ted, you should be happy Robin has a secret. The more you learn about a person, the better chance you have of hitting the fatal "Ohhh..." moment.

  Marshall : The "Ohhh..." moment?

  Barney : Yeah. That moment when you find out that one detail about a person that is going to be a deal-breaker.

  [Flashback to Barney with different girls] 

  Girl #1 : It's a promise ring. I made a pact with God to stay a virgin till I'm married.

  Barney : Ohhhh...

  Girl #2 : I don't have an eating disorder, it's just when I put food in my mouth, I chew it and then I spit it out!

  Barney : Ohhhh...

  Girl #3 : I just turned 30.

  Barney : Ohhhhhh...

  Barney : [Back to present]  So trust me, you want to postpone knowing anything about each other for as long as possible

  Ted Mosby : Hmm... I disagree. If there's some potential "Ohhh..." moment, I wanna know about it right away. I mean, what's the alternative?

  [Flash to Robin and Ted at the altar] 

  Reverend Rob : I now pronounce you man and wife.

  Ted Mosby : I love you.

  Robin Scherbatsky : I used to be a dude.

  Ted Mosby : Ohhhhhh...

• Ted Mosby : You're afraid of the seven dwarfs?

  Robin Scherbatsky : Just Doc. He's creepy. I mean, he's got a medical degree. Why is he hanging around a bunch of coal miners?