The Legend of Spyro: A New Beginning (2006 Video Game)

David Spade: Sparx

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• Sparx : Next time I say that I want to face Cynder, why don't you go ahead and punch me in the mouth.

  Spyro : No problem.

• Spyro : [about Cynder]  But if we come from the same place, why is she so, so...

  Sparx : Evil? Monstrous? Big? Sexy? Oops, did I just say that?

• Sparx : Are you kidding? He's flying! Welcome to the club, big guy!

  Spyro : Would that be the annoying pest club?

  Sparx : No, smart aleck, the flying club.

• Terrador : The purple dragon lives!

  Sparx : He's got a name, you know.

  Spyro : Yes, my name is Spyro... and you must be Terrador.

  Terrador : Yes, yes I am, and I must say I never thought I'd live to meet you, Spyro.

  Sparx : Look, I'd love to sit here and hug everyone and chit chat, but how 'bout we leave before the volcano blows us up?

  Terrador : You're right. I've got to tell the others what Cynder is up to.

  Sparx : Let's go. I'm right behind you. Actually, I'm right in front of you.

• [looking at the Pool of Visions] 

  Sparx : So what's with the pool, big guy?

  Ignitus : If you must know, certain dragons have the ability to see visions... the thoughts, memories, and dreams of others... and to see what's happening in places far, far away. I am one such dragon, and in this pool the visions come forth.

  Sparx : Oh really, is that so? Okay what am I thinking now?... What am I thinking now? Okay, now? Now? Now, now, now, now, now?

  Ignitus : I'm afraid it's not that easy, Sparx. It takes time, reflection, and patience.

• Cyril : Yes, yes, Volteer. I see that months of tortured captivity has down nothing to slow that electric tongue of yours from incessantly wagging.

  Volteer : It's just that it's all so exciting, exhilarating, enchanting, enthralling...

  Sparx : All right, no more thesaurus for you, pal.

  Ignitus : All of you PLEASE be quiet!

• Sparx : Get me out of here, Spyro. I think my wings are singed...

  Spyro : [breaks the trap open]  You okay?

  Sparx : You almost torched me, dude. Wait... you breathed fire!

• Sparx : [after hearing Ignitus' story]  Wow... sounds... fun. I wanna hang out with this guy.

  Spyro : Yeah, why have you given up? I just find out that I'm this special dragon, and you tell me all is lost? That I have no home or family left? I've come way too far to give up now. I wanna see where I come from.

  Sparx : Hold up, savior boy, were you not listening to this guy? He's talking about flying dragons, and war, and horrible... this is bad stuff, alright? I don't know if we're hearing the same thing...

  Ignitus : Yes, Spyro. It's not as simple as that. It's true, the prophecies spoke of a purple dragon destined to his stamp on this age, but the prophecies didn't foretell the devastation that surrounds us now.

  Spyro : Maybe you're right, but I'm willing to try. I want to take the first step.

  Sparx : You're actually going to go along with this lunatic?

  Ignitus : Very well then. We'll go. You deserve to see your beginning before it all ends.

  Sparx : Am I the only one sane here? He's telling us we're doomed alright? That's when I go, "ah, maybe we should, you know, go back to the forest with the flowers and the fun stuff".

• Sparx : [after Spyro crashes]  Nice landing, ace!

  Spyro : Yeah, maybe this flying thing ain't for me.

  Sparx : Well, it sure doesn't help that you're carrying all that weight. You know, throw a salad in once in awhile. You might be okay.

• Volteer : It borders on the miraculous, incredible, stupendous... a dragon your size defeating that... that... thing. Thank you... ah... ah... ah...

  Spyro : Spyro.

  Volteer : A purple dragon named Spyro. Amazing. Of course, there were unsubstantiated rumours of a purple dragon countless generations ago, but most considered it heresay, gossip, legend. It's hard to believe, difficult to fathom, amazing to comprehend... er... um...

  Sparx : [whispering to Spyro]  No wonder they gagged this guy.

• Ignitus : Spyro... Cyril, the Ice Guardian, was taken to Tall Plains. You and Sparx must go there at once and find him.

  Spyro : Yes sir.

  Sparx : But if we see danger we should run... right?

  Ignitus : There are times when all of us need to stand up to danger, young Sparx.

  Sparx : Yeah, maybe next month, next summer, perhaps next year...

  Ignitus : Just go... now!

• Spyro : We've got to find them... help Ignitus!

  Sparx : They're gone, Spyro. There's nothing we can do!

  Spyro : I don't care... Ignitus wouldn't leave me.

  Terrador : Spyro, he's right.

  Sparx : I'm right? Oh my god, that's a first.

• Spyro : It's my fault... I failed Ignitus when he needed me most. It's just that the sight of Cynder so close, just... just...

  Sparx : ...Made your heart stop? Put ice in your veins? Scared the crud out of you?

• Cynder : [arriving at the portal]  My master returns.

  Spyro : We're too late!

  Cynder : Hmph! Persistent little fella, aren't you? This is where it really ends!

  Spyro : Bring it!

  Cynder : No mercy this time.

  Sparx : ...I can't watch this.

• Ignitus : Feeling better, Spyro?

  Spyro : No really, Ignitus. That battle drained every last bit of my strength. I can hardly lift my head.

  Ignitus : Yes, it will take some time for your powers to return. But they will in time, young dragon. They will in time. Cynder, ever since I failed the night of the raid, I've dreamt of this day.

  Volteer : It wasn't just you, Ignitus. We all failed.

  Ignitus : Be that as it may... we're together again now... thanks to Spyro. Well done, young dragon.

  Spyro : Thanks, Ignitus, but we still don't know what's happened to the Dark Master...

  Terrador : No matter, Spyro. There will be time to talk of the Dark Master later. Now it's time to be grateful for your success.

  Sparx : His success? What about me? Just because a bunch of weird stuff doesn't fly out of my mouth, doesn't mean I didn't help, ya know!

  Spyro : Yeah, you were a big help, Sparx. No doubt about it. But... just for the record... a lot of weird stuff does come out of that little mouth of yours.

  Sparx : And what the heck is that supposed to mean? You know, I don't need this. I could have stayed with the... Llama people, whatever, where I was appreciated, but no! No. I decided to help the poor helpless dragons rid the world of evil. What a mistake that was becaue I get no thanks, no respect, no love, no credit...

  Ignitus : My goodness... and I thought Volteer talked a lot.

  Sparx : I left home too, you know. I'm a little guy. yeah, that's right. Maybe you haven't noticed, but things are a lot bigger to me than they are to you. And did I back away? Uh-ah! Nah, nah, nah! Why? Because I've got moxy, I'm a tough cookie, I've got class... I got a fro...

  [cough] 

  Sparx : I got a little frog in my throat... As I was saying, on Tall Plains they knew a good thing when they saw it, they recognized the value of a quality dragonfly like me... but here I get nothing... not even a thanks, hey, how are you doing, good, let me buy you a drink. I should go back to the swamp... Mom'll make it all good... Mommy always does...

• Sparx : I bet you can't ring that bell.

  Spyro : Why would I want to?

  Sparx : Oh, you're scared!

  Spyro : I'm not scared.

  Sparx : Oh, the big special dragon is scared of the mean old bell. Oh, I didn't know, I'm sorry, oh no, I'm sorry baby, why don't I get your pillow all laid out.

  [Spyro rings the bell, causing it to collaps on top of him] 

  Sparx : SPYRO! Can you hear me? Are you okay, buddy? Hey listen, forget about those cracks I made about your fatness and your... being purple and stupid and fat, all right? Just get out of there! Please, Spyro, don't be dead!

  [the bell breaks open revealing Spyro is perfectly fine] 

  Spyro : Did you say something?

  Sparx : Me? No, no, I was talking out loud, thinking of my day, I gotta do...

  Spyro : Oh, just thought I heard soemthing before I blasted my way out.

  Sparx : Oh, that's funny. Yeah, no, must be hearing things.

• [the Dark Master's influence is removed from Cynder, revealing her true form] 

  Spyro : She is just like me.

  Sparx : Dude, we got to get out of here, NOW!

  Spyro : I can't leave her behind... I've got to save her!

  Sparx : What? Save the beast that's been trying to kill us?

  Spyro : That wasn't her fault... she was being used by the Dark Master!