Dexter's Laboratory (TV Series)

Unfortunate Cookie/The Muffin King (1997)

Jeff Bennett: Dad

Quotes 

• Dad : Dexter, I am your father.

  Dexter : [Gasp]  That's not possible! Oh wait, no, you are right.

• [after Dee Dee has gone to check on Dad] 

  Dad : [whispering from the darkness]  Dexter.

  Dexter : What?

  Dad : [still whispering]  Son. Could you come in here for a minute? I'd like to have a *word* with you.

• [after having successfully fooled the kids into thinking he is Mom] 

  Dad : MUFFIN TIME!

  [speaking seductively to the muffins] 

  Dad : Hello, you delicious muffins. Guess what? I'm going to eat you! YES I AM! First I'm gonna BITE YA and then I'm gonna swallow your delicious *morsels*...

• Dad : I can't believe I've been sent to my room! And by my own children! I'm still in charge here! I'm king of this castle! I can't wait until their grown up and out of the house. Then I'll be king again!

  [begins sobbing] 

  Dad : If only there was a place a man could go... and eat muffins for all eternity!