Quotes
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Miles Larson : [flexing his arms] Check out these pythons! I could lift a 400 pound load back in the day.
Rick Samson : I even remember her name: Lisa Scarpizi
[everyone laughs]
Miles Larson : Yeah, well she was a hell of a woman though! Eh?
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[at the crime scene]
Miles Larson : We've pulled rats, cats, and birds out of chimneys before, Agent Gibbs. Hell, one time even a St. Bernard! But this is my first mummy. Reminds me of that urban legend.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Which one's that?
Miles Larson : Guy dresses up like Santa - you know, for Christmas Eve - to surprise his girlfriend. But he never shows. She's convinced that the bastard dumped her, bad-mouths him all over town...
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Until they find the poor soul's body months later, still clutching the little box with her shiny new engagement ring.