Psych (TV Series)
Scary Sherry: Bianca's Toast (2007)
Timothy Omundson: Carlton Lassiter
Quotes
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Carlton Lassiter : Did I upset you?
Karen Vick : Upset me?
Carlton Lassiter : Insult you? Demean you in some way I do not comprehend?
Karen Vick : Detective, I'm pretty sure I have no idea what you're talking about.
Carlton Lassiter : The woman. The crazy woman. The half-deaf, litigating, nightmare express of a detective. Why would you put me of all people with her? I'm head detective.
Karen Vick : Honestly, Detective, I thought you two might hit it off.
Carlton Lassiter : Why would you possibly think that?
Karen Vick : Well, she kind of reminded me a little of you... you know, a few years down the road. Similar interests, outlooks. Everyone thought it was a pretty good idea.
[pause]
Carlton Lassiter : [hurt] That's how people perceive me?
Karen Vick : We're all a little surprised that it didn't work out, Carlton.
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Detective Goochberg : Scarecrow, did we get him?
Carlton Lassiter : No, no, your little pursuit kind of ended when you had a mild cardiac arrest. When were you gonna tell me about the pacemaker? And how dare you try to scale a fence in high heels? He was the *victim*, Goochberg!
Detective Goochberg : But did we get him?
Carlton Lassiter : [realizing he is talking into her deaf ear and moving to the other side] Yeah, yeah, we got him, Goochberg.