30 Rock (TV Series)

The C Word (2007)

Jack McBrayer: Kenneth Parcell

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• Jack Donaghy : You know, Ted, Kenneth here is one of our more promising young pages. He knows everything there is to know about the business.

  Kenneth Parcell : I studied TV theory at Kentucky Mountain Bible College.

• Kenneth Parcell : I just don't want to disgrace the peacock.

  Pete Hornberger : Oh, Kenneth. If you're worried about disgracing the National Broadcasting Company, you're too late.

• Kenneth Parcell : Doggone it, Grace; I just don't know myself around you.

• Kenneth Parcell : Hello, gentlemen. Welcome to the 9th Annual Cure Diabetes Now Golf Tournament.

  Jack Donaghy : Has Don Geiss arrived yet?

  Kenneth Parcell : No, sir, but if you'd like, we could work out a signal so I could let you know when he does arrive, like...

  [coos like a bird] 

  Jack Donaghy : That won't be necessary.

  Kenneth Parcell : [quietly]  I'll probably just do it anyway.

• Kenneth Parcell : Grace there is something that I must say to you, but my words cannot suffice, so to quote mister Jerry Maguire, you make me a complete person.

  Grace : When you said hello, you had me.