"The Simpsons" Kill Gil, Vol. 1 & 2 (TV Episode 2006) - Dan Castellaneta as Krusty the Klown, Homer Simpson, Sideshow Mel, Mayor Quimby, Philip, Gil Gunderson, Grampa Simpson, Leprechaun, 32-Year-Old Man, Santa's Little Helper

Homer Simpson : Why haven't you thrown that bum out?

Marge Simpson : Christian charity.

Homer Simpson : Christian Charity? What does a porn star have to do with it?
Homer Simpson : Oh, those legs seem to go on forever. Oh, wait. They stop right there.
Grampa : Can I stay home too?

Homer Simpson : You are going back to the home. I called a cab for you.

Grampa : But I haven't given you your presents.

Homer Simpson : Your present is leaving.

[Shoves Grampa outside and locks door]

Grampa : I don't see any cab.
Marge Simpson : Gil's gone? But I have a "no" in me that needs to get out.

Homer Simpson : Anyone want a thousand dollar bill?

Marge Simpson : NO!... I mean, yes.

Homer Simpson : Too late!

[burns bill]

Homer Simpson : Don't worry. I make six of these a year.

Dan Castellaneta: Krusty the Klown, Homer Simpson, Sideshow Mel, Mayor Quimby, Philip, Gil Gunderson, Grampa Simpson, Leprechaun, 32-Year-Old Man, Santa's Little Helper