Drake & Josh (TV Series)
Steered Straight (2007)
Drake Bell: Drake Parker
Quotes
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Josh Nichols : Man, we can't get into the Reptile Room. You have to be over twenty-one.
Drake Parker : [presenting a card] You ARE, Mr. Yakatori.
Josh Nichols : What's this?
Drake Parker : Fake I.D. Here, check mine out.
Josh Nichols : "Jefferson Steelflex?"
Drake Parker : Yeah, made it up myself.
Josh Nichols : Oh, REALLY? So, you're suggesting we use fake I.D.s to get into a nightclub posing as... Jefferson Steelflex and Alvin Yakatori.
Drake Parker : Yeah, pretty much.
Josh Nichols : It's illegal to use fake I.D.s.
Drake Parker : Yeah, well, it's illegal to rob banks, but people do it.
Drake Parker : Yes, people who are bankrobbers!
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Drake Parker : You're not normal if you don't get in trouble once in a while.
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Audrey Parker-Nichols : [reading Drake's fake I.D] Jefferson Steelflex?
Walter Nichols : [reading Josh's fake I.D] Alvin Yakatori?
Drake Parker : [meekly] They could be names.
Walter Nichols : Yeah, on planet Crazytron!