How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

First Time in New York (2007)

Alyson Hannigan: Lily Aldrin

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• Lily Aldrin : [to Robin]  Instead of telling Ted you love him, you said "falafel"?

• Lily Aldrin : [to Barney]  Speaking of first times, we never got to hear your virginity story.

  Marshall Eriksen : That's right, I almost forgot.

  Barney Stinson : Okay. I was 16, and it was in a baseball dugout...

  Marshall Eriksen : Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

  Barney Stinson : I mean, I was in a subway with a high-priced call girl...

  Ted Mosby : Risky Business.

  Barney Stinson : I was accidentally hacking into NORAD'S computer...

  Ted Mosby : That's War Games, and there's not even a sex scene in it.

  Barney Stinson : All right!

  [Begrudgingly] 

  Barney Stinson : I was 23, and it was with my mom's 45-year-old divorced friend, Rhonda. She called me "Barry" the whole time, and for two weeks, my comforter smelled like menthol cigarettes. You happy?

  Marshall Eriksen : [Noticing Barney's sadness]  Hey... Why don't you tell us again about your first time at the camp in the Catskills.

  Barney Stinson : Baby and her family spent every summer at Kellerman's. Her dad did not approve of our love.

  Ted Mosby : Did anyone put Baby in a corner?

  Barney Stinson : Oh, God, no. What can I say, I... had... the time of my life. True story.

• Robin Scherbatsky : You know, Katie, I have wanted to come to the Empire State Building for so long, but I waited to come here with someone special.

  Katie Scherbatsky : Oh, here we go.

  Lily Aldrin : Marshall and I have never been to the Empire State Building either. But I'm so glad I waited to do something so important with my fiancee.

  Marshall Eriksen : Speaking of waiting, I signed an abstinence pledge in high school. It's totally cool to wait. And stay away from drugs... other than pot.

• Robin Scherbatsky : You only get one shot at losing your virginity. And even though I just barely had sex, it counts.

  Lily Aldrin : What do you mean just barely?

  Robin Scherbatsky : Well, he didn't dive all the way into the pool, but he... splashed around in the shallow end.

  Lily Aldrin : Then you didn't lose your virginity to him. Just barely doesn't count.

  Robin Scherbatsky : Yes, it does.

  Lily Aldrin : No, it doesn't.

  Marshall Eriksen : Yes, it does.

  Lily Aldrin : No, it doesn't. It doesn't count. End of story.

  Barney Stinson : Ooh, why, Lily Aldrin, you saucy little harlot. Could it be that before Marshall took a swim, someone else tested the water?