Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Corey's Been Dead for an Hour (2006)
Jon Cryer: Alan Harper
Quotes
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Alan Harper : No matter how you shake and dance, the last few drops fall on your pants.
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Charlie Harper : [showing Alan the secret money stash] You sure?
Alan Harper : Oh! Where did you find that? I mean, what is that?
Charlie Harper : About $5,000 in small bills.
Alan Harper : Wow! Wow, that much!
Charlie Harper : A little less, since I paid for the pizza. And tipped the guy a fifty.
Alan Harper : You gave him a $50 tip?
Charlie Harper : Yep. Now I'm gonna go light my cigar with a hundred.