Scrubs (TV Series)

My Friend with Money (2007)

Neil Flynn: Janitor

Quotes 

• Dr. Perry Cox : There really is only one way to end this.

  Janitor : We each ingest a cyanide capsule. On three--One, two, three.

  Dr. Perry Cox : [the Janitor hands Dr. Cox a pill, and eats one himself]  No. What are you doing?

  Janitor : Mine's a Skittle.

  Dr. Perry Cox : Mine too?

  Janitor : ...Sure.

• Dr. Perry Cox : You know, Jumpsuit, as I was scaling the hospital, I had an epiphany. This back-and-forth between you and I is just gonna get worse and worse. I mean, the only thing I could think about was retaliation, and I'm relatively certain that you've got a couple of tricks up your sleeve, too.

  Janitor : I do have a friend. He works on Wall Street. He and I got a good look at your personal finances, and he agreed to fly into town and bash your head in.

  Dr. Perry Cox : [Beat]  Right. That would roughly be what I'm referring to.

  Janitor : Ahh. Then, yes.