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Masoud Tariq : You're a Jew.
Officer Ziva David : Yes.
Masoud Tariq : Israeli? Mossad, then.
Officer Ziva David : I'm working with NCIS.
Masoud Tariq : So, yes. So now I'm as suspicious of you as you are of me. Is it always going to be this way?
Officer Ziva David : [sadly] At least in our lifetime.
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[Deputy Barrett walks into Tariq's hospital room]
Deputy Tyler Barrett : Oh, cozy.
Officer Ziva David : Can I help you?
Deputy Tyler Barrett : [looks at Tariq's gunshot wound] You know, a couple more inches to your right, and our "martyr" here could've been living it up with all those vestal virgins.
[chuckles]
Deputy Tyler Barrett : You know, it truly is a screwed-up religion where you got to blow yourself up just to get lucky.
[Ziva twists his arm behind his back]
Deputy Tyler Barrett : Ow!
Officer Ziva David : When you insult his religion, you insult mine and your own. Tell him you're sorry.
Deputy Tyler Barrett : [quietly] Sorry.
Officer Ziva David : I don't think he heard you.
Deputy Tyler Barrett : I'm sorry!
Masoud Tariq : Apology accepted.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : Okay, look. I might have been hiding stuff. But it was not secretive. It was just...
Officer Ziva David : Deceptive.
Anthony DiNozzo : Sneaky.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Self-preservation. If I'd told you guys I was writing a novel, you would have laughed at me.
Anthony DiNozzo : True.
Officer Ziva David : True.
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Officer Ziva David : You brew that in your room?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Yeah.
Officer Ziva David : You know, it's not even real coffee.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : It's coffee.
Officer Ziva David : I read the label. Roasted chicory, whatever that is.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : It's a flower. It's got a taproot like a dandelion. Dried and roasted, it makes for a cheap coffee substitute.
Officer Ziva David : Well, that's what you're drinking. Cheap motel coffee substitute.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Does that smell like a cheap coffee substitute?
Officer Ziva David : Well, you brew it in your room.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Well, yes, I did. With my own grind that I brought from home.
Officer Ziva David : You bring your own coffee grind on investigations?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Only on overnighters.
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Officer Ziva David : I thought the local constabulary searched the house.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Not for a bomb factory.
Officer Ziva David : Hard to miss. Maybe the neighbors were more observant.
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Officer Ziva David : Did you hear from Tony last night?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : No.
Officer Ziva David : How about this morning? The only reason I'm asking you is because I called him last night to update him and he didn't pick up the phone. He didn't answer this morning, either.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [sarcastic] Ah, you two got married and didn't tell me.
Officer Ziva David : No. I know this may sound a bit strange coming from me, but...
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Yeah, more than a bit, Ziva.
Officer Ziva David : He's my partner, and I'm concerned.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Yeah, okay. So?
Officer Ziva David : So you sent him back for other reasons than to question Lieutenant Shaheen's commanding officer.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Did I miss the announcement?
Officer Ziva David : No, I was not made Director of NCIS.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I was thinking more like Secretary of the Navy, because the Director of NCIS would know damn well not to ask me such a stupid question.
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Officer Ziva David : Look, Tony's been very secretive lately, and for a man who can't keep what he had for breakfast a secret, I think it's scary.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : What's scary is your persistence.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : Ziva, I am not secretive.
Officer Ziva David : Did you hear that, Tony? McGee just said he's not secretive.
Anthony DiNozzo : Hmm, let's see. Wrote a novel.
Officer Ziva David : Didn't tell us.
Anthony DiNozzo : Got it published.
Officer Ziva David : Didn't tell us.
Anthony DiNozzo : Made substantial amounts of money from said novel.
Officer Ziva David : Hmm, didn't tell us.
Anthony DiNozzo : Anything else?
Officer Ziva David : Bought a Porsche.
Anthony DiNozzo : Didn't tell us. Can you see how people might begin to think there was a pattern of secretive behavior emerging here, probie?
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Anthony DiNozzo : Operation Cauldron relocated three Iraqi men from Baghdad to the United States after they supplied intelligence on the insurgency in Baghdad?
Marine Major Bradley Raines : That's right.
Officer Ziva David : Masoud Tariq gave you first-class intelligence. In comparison, the other ones gave you far less, Major Raines, but they still came to America.
Marine Major Bradley Raines : Lieutenant Shaheen...
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Wasn't investigating them. She was investigating you. How much did they pay you for their new life in America?
Marine Major Bradley Raines : I don't know what you're talking about, Agent Gibbs.
Officer Ziva David : For an intelligence officer, you're not very intelligent.